GO TO HELL (Joke)

I met Rex and Ray on my way from school to Accra from Cape Coast. In the bus, people, mainly university students were making fun probably because of the joy of a successful end of yet another semester.

Rex and Ray are popular and are known for their jovial connections with the rest of the students.  The two started some conversation that later turned to a fun-ful comedy.

Rex: So people, Ray is like he is gonna show me a lesson when we get to Kaneshie. Now, I want an eyewitness so that I can ask him a question.

Ray: Hahaha, let me be the witness....because I will probably be the only person there when we the lesson begins. Your question?

Rex: Ahh, how can that be? Is it done in your village? Do suspects double as witnesses in your area?

(The other passengers on-board started making small laughs)

Ray: Hmmm, I don't know what to say, but do you think things are done here the same way as in your village? Need I remind you that we 4 figures in miles away from your place and hence your ways? It's not done in my village, it's done in my co-nab not my village. What is your question?

Rex: Well, I guess you are right. I understand now. But I must confess, I never knew you were such a..........Such a......... a what I can't even describe. Look people, Ray is not from Ghana, I hope you guys no he is not too close. He is from Sogbaglikope, about 7500miles deep into the Volta woods. My question is.....do you mean to show me the lecture note from your 'private-part-shaving' class? Or you mean you will kill me?

(The laughter is increasing this time.....with more cheers....'Rexo, Rexo, Rexo.......)

Ray: You keep winning. We are closest to Kaneshie already and your lesson is even closer. So just wait and take your notes. And for your answer, I learnt you failed your pps course so, yes, I can borrow you my lecture note. I may also kill you as well.....but I won't fail to send you to hell on empty stomach.

The laughing is now directed onto the head of Rex...who started feeling heavier. He threw his punch in words back again to retain his winning position)

Rex: Thanks for the notes Ray. But I have referred that course for the academic program. Hahaha, so you said you are gonna kill me and not forget to send me to hell? How can you be mind-blind? So you still want me to be ahead of you, even in hell? Do you know what it means? It means I am going to be your master so that by the time you'd arrive, I'd attain senior-ship or even supervisor-ship and really drill you to nothing.....

(As if magic, the laughing was redirected and Rexo....Rexo......Rexo....was all I could here in the car.)



HOPE IT MAKES YOU SMILE AT LEAST.

BECE 2016 ONGOING

The Basic Education Certificate Examination for the 2015/2016 academic badge is ongoing here is Ghana and is expected to end on Friday, 17 June 2016. The examination is administered by the famous West African Examination Council (WAEC) which oversees the WASSCE examinations among other examinations within the West African sub-region.


As many as 4600+ Junior High School pupils are partaking in the examination which will give them the certificate which the primary requirement for the entry into Senior High School. About 1500 schools from all districts, municipals and metropolis in Ghana are involved in the examination.

As at the first day of the examination, there have been few challenges across some centers. Some of these challenges include delay in the delivery examination materials to some centers.

As always expected, there are probabilities that various people involved in the examination might attempt scrupulous activities which is why WAEC is all ears and eyes to prevent the act and deal with offenders. Prior to the beginning of the examinations, some individuals have been apprehended and accused of leaking exam papers. The WAEC body however denied later, the leakage of any exam papers.

Other interesting news about the 2016 BECE include a wonderful phenomenon whereby an expectant-pupil who delivered few hours to the start of a paper but was still able to write the exams. This event occurred in the Eastern Region of Ghana. Another is the banning of 12 candidates from taking the exams by authorities in Yendi

The invigilators of the examination also threatened to boycott the exams due the low allowance given them for their works.

Keep in touch for more news about the ongoing examinations.

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We pray that the Most High God will grants us even more wisdom and understanding, the tenacity and the spirit of honesty to do what is expected of us without fear. Amen.